Skipped birthdays

October 10th, 2012
By Diane Ako

I've gotten to know Olivia's classmates a little bit, and they say the funniest things. The topic was about age, and there are several kids who are ages four and six, though the majority are age five. I was asking the four and six year olds when their birthdays are, but I guess I phrased it wrong. I asked, "When did you turn six?"

"On my birthday."

"When is that?" I followed up.

"I don't know," is what they all said to me!

My favorite answer, though, was the boy who said, "I skipped my birthday this year. I didn't have one."

Me, too, Kid. If only!

4 Responses to “Skipped birthdays”

  1. Ken Conklin:

    When asked which birthday he was celebrating, famous old comedian Jack Benny once said something like this: "It's the 43rd anniversary of my 37th birthday." So there's an idea for you, Diane!


  2. lowtone123:

    I've learned never EVER tell your kids how old you are. My kids still think I'm 21. Been 21 for years except my oldest knows how to add so he figures I was 21, 3 years ago I'm 24 now.


  3. Diane Ako:

    lowtone123- that is EXTREMELY funny. I was totally intending to do same, as Olivia's already blurted out other things and I see the potential for embarassment. My mom TOTALLY did that with me when I was a kid. I thought she was 10 years younger than her age, until I was 17. No joke.


  4. Aziz:

    pepsiman2020I miss HAWAII so much Movin to mainland was da worse thing I eva did I lived dea til I was 11 den moved up here and now im 14 I cnt wait to go bak U neva rielaze wat u have until its gone Born ndd raised in Kailua Kona! da grass really is greener on dat side of da Island HAHA:) I miss da aina ndd da ohana so very much!


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