Olivia said a boy at school has a crush on her. Apparently, some go-between came up and informed Olivia that the other boy likes her.
I was amused. "Really? Is he cute? Do you like him?"
"EEW, no. No way!" she spat back.
"Do you have a crush on anybody?" I asked.
"Not on boys. Just on food," she answered. FOOD! HA! Kid after my own heart.
"What kind of food?" I continued.
"Good tasting food. Candy. I have a candy crush," she said.
She kills me!